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wowfunniestposts:

  • I eat when I’m bored
  • I’m bored all the time

this blog is hilarious

(Source: kangbin)





bonushumor:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire





earth-to-emma:

effie-and-mahogany:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.

I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a creative one.. whoops negative I got nothing

(via the-awkward-platypus)